Week Four Matchups
by Reggie Truitt
posted on September 29, 2004 7:00 pm

RRT Casinos is back with its Week 4 Matchups. With only 2 games worth being on the books this week. The Casino will be taking bets on a big matchup between a couple of 2-1 teams. Also all of those fans still in disbelieve of the 3-0 start of Turd Fergusson will be able to place bets on their favorite team.

GAME 1: Turd Fergusson vs. MILF Divers

The Turd is a suprise, but damn he has a salty bunch. After mis-picking his team last week, I'll try to get it right this time. MILF is looking to take the momentum from the big W last week against the disgruntled Oinkpigs, and use it to upset a 3-0 team to prove he is no fluke.

The Turd has a full house on the roster and is looking forward to getting some of his big dogs back into the starting lineup. Turd will be placing D. Foster back into the backfield to join C. Portis. Also adding S. Moss back into his receivers with Bruce and Moulds. Farve looks on (or was that just the Colts secondary) so look for a decent game out of the human pain killer(I don't blame you brett).

The MILF however is hurting because of the BYE week and is cussing about it. He loses the man of his roster in Moss and a starting RB in K. Jones. F***. And with what MILF has left on the roster I don't think he has enough weapons to pull it out this week. Bulger will score big numbers this week against the Stanford Niners and Javon Walker is on fire. But, things aren't good when you have to decide on which backup (McGahee or S. Jackson) will get more carries for your number 2 back.

RRT CASINOS
Line: Turd Fergusson -21.5
MILF Divers

GAME 2: The Cosby Sweaters vs. Meat Helmets

What a huge game for both of these 2-1 teams. Unfortunatly some one is going to be an unhappy .500 team. As both teams expect to and will finish above .500. RRT CASINOS is taking any bets. The Soft Sweaters are coming off a close victory last week against Running Mad. A victory with less than 100 points scored is considered Soft. Not to mention what a Soft team name. You might as well name your next team Rogers' Neighborhood. And the Dick Heads had an even closer victory last week against Hoochie Mammas to move their record to 2-1.

Both of these teams are forced to make a decision on who to start in thier backfield this week. The Sweaters will more than likely drop D. Davis down to the practice team and give his first start of the year to C. Martin. As Davis is probably a little banged up. Not a bad problem to have. The sweaters will also get a huge week from his receivers this week. J. Horn at Arizona and J. Smith matched up against the Indianapolis defense. And if Shockey ever shows up for a fantasy team, lookout.

Ol' Meat Helmet has a running back problem as well; Rudi Johnson, Tiki Barber, or a banged up C. Brown. Rudi has yet to show the burst of last year, but wait he will. Tiki is getting the bulk of carries in New York, and C. Brown is on fire, but hobbled by injuries. Mike Vick is once again the difference maker for Meat. His receivers are all a little questionable after Marvin Harrison at this time but should put up average numbers.

RRT CASINOS pick:
The Cosby Sweaters -9
Meat Helmets