| Draft |
Round 1
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (1) |
0!nkp!g$ |
L. Tomlinson - SD (RB) |
| 2 (2) |
BANGER9 |
P. Holmes - KC (RB) |
| 3 (3) |
Turd Fergusson |
C. Portis - Was (RB) |
| 4 (4) |
Hoochie Mamas |
A. Green - GB (RB) |
| 5 (5) |
Robintucky Raiders 1 |
S. Alexander - Sea (RB) |
| 6 (6) |
Running Mad |
D. McAllister - NO (RB) |
| 7 (7) |
The Cosby Sweaters |
E. James - Ind (RB) |
| 8 (8) |
Defending Champs! |
J. Lewis - Bal (RB) |
| 9 (9) |
Meat Helmets |
R. Johnson - Cin (RB) |
| 10 (10) |
Mr. Natalie Portman 2 |
D. Culpepper - Min (QB) |
| 11 (11) |
Barbie Boppers |
P. Manning - Ind (QB) |
| 12 (12) |
MILF Divers |
R. Moss - Min (WR) |
Round 3
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (25) |
0!nkp!g$ |
C. Johnson - Cin (WR) |
| 2 (26) |
BANGER9 |
T. Owens - Phi (WR) |
| 3 (27) |
Turd Fergusson |
S. Moss - NYJ (WR) |
| 4 (28) |
Hoochie Mamas |
S. Davis - Car (RB) |
| 5 (29) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
H. Ward - Pit (WR) |
| 6 (30) |
Running Mad |
T. Green - KC (QB) |
| 7 (31) |
The Cosby Sweaters |
J. Horn - NO (WR) |
| 8 (32) |
Defending Champs! |
D. Mason - Ten (WR) |
| 9 (33) |
Meat Helmets |
C. Brown - Ten (RB) |
| 10 (34) |
Robintucky Raiders |
S. McNair - Ten (QB) |
| 11 (35) |
Barbie Boppers |
Q. Griffin - Den (RB) |
| 12 (36) |
MILF Divers |
M. Bennett - Min (RB) |
Round 5
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (49) |
0!nkp!g$ |
B. Williams - NO (TE) |
| 2 (50) |
BANGER9 |
A. Toomer - NYG (WR) |
| 3 (51) |
Turd Fergusson |
B. Favre - GB (QB) |
| 4 (52) |
Hoochie Mamas |
J. Porter - Oak (WR) |
| 5 (53) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
D. Staley - Pit (RB) |
| 6 (54) |
Running Mad |
D. Stallworth - NO (WR) |
| 7 (55) |
The Cosby Sweaters |
J. Smith - Jac (WR) |
| 8 (56) |
Defending Champs! |
J. McCareins - NYJ (WR) |
| 9 (57) |
Meat Helmets |
C. Martin - NYJ (RB) |
| 10 (58) |
Robintucky Raiders |
P. Burress - Pit (WR) |
| 11 (59) |
Barbie Boppers |
C. Garner - TB (RB) |
| 12 (60) |
MILF Divers |
M. Bulger - StL (QB) |
Round 7
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (73) |
0!nkp!g$ |
R. Wayne - Ind (WR) |
| 2 (74) |
BANGER9 |
T. Brady - NE (QB) |
| 3 (75) |
Turd Fergusson |
C. Rogers - Det (WR) |
| 4 (76) |
Hoochie Mamas |
L. Fitzgerald - Ari (WR) |
| 5 (77) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
K. Johnson - Dal (WR) |
| 6 (78) |
Running Mad |
M. Williams - Min (RB) |
| 7 (79) |
The Cosby Sweaters |
J. Shockey - NYG (TE) |
| 8 (80) |
Defending Champs! |
J. Morton - KC (WR) |
| 9 (81) |
Meat Helmets |
A. Lelie - Den (WR) |
| 10 (82) |
Robintucky Raiders |
R. Williams - Det (WR) |
| 11 (83) |
Barbie Boppers |
Balitmore (DEF) |
| 12 (84) |
MILF Divers |
W. McGahee - Buf (RB) |
Round 9
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (97) |
0!nkp!g$ |
J. Harrington - Det (QB) |
| 2 (98) |
BANGER9 |
M. Vanderjagt - Ind (K) |
| 3 (99) |
Turd Fergusson |
D. Foster - Car (RB) |
| 4 (100) |
Hoochie Mamas |
J. Elam - Den (K) |
| 5 (101) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
A. Brooks - NO (QB) |
| 6 (102) |
Running Mad |
M. Pollard - Ind (TE) |
| 7 (103) |
The Cosby Sweaters |
J. Plummer - Den (QB) |
| 8 (104) |
Defending Champs! |
B. Leftwhich - Jac (QB) |
| 9 (105) |
Meat Helmets |
J. Delhomme - Car (QB) |
| 10 (106) |
Robintucky Raiders |
D. Bennett - Ten (WR) |
| 11 (107) |
Barbie Boppers |
J. Galloway - TB (WR) |
| 12 (108) |
MILF Divers |
Q. Morgan - Cle (WR) |
Round 11
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (121) |
0!nkp!g$ |
I. Hilliard - NYG (WR) |
| 2 (122) |
BANGER9 |
A. Thomas - Chi (RB) |
| 3 (123) |
Turd Fergusson |
D. Akers - Phi (K) |
| 4 (124) |
Hoochie Mamas |
T. Minor - Mia (RB) |
| 5 (125) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
J. Bettis - Pit (RB) |
| 6 (126) |
Running Mad |
T. Pinkston - Phi (WR) |
| 7 (127) |
The Cosby Sweaters |
Tennessee (DEF) |
| 8 (128) |
Defending Champs! |
B. Engram - Sea (WR) |
| 9 (129) |
Meat Helmets |
D. Terrell - Chi (WR) |
| 10 (130) |
Robintucky Raiders |
S. Janikowski - Oak (K) |
| 11 (131) |
Barbie Boppers |
R. Gardner - Was (WR) |
| 12 (132) |
MILF Divers |
D. Bledsoe - Buf (QB) |
Round 13
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (145) |
0!nkp!g$ |
B. Forsey - Chi (RB) |
| 2 (146) |
BANGER9 |
J. Kitna - Cin (QB) |
| 3 (147) |
Turd Fergusson |
B. Lloyd - SF (WR) |
| 4 (148) |
Hoochie Mamas |
Kansas City (DEF) |
| 5 (149) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
St. Louis (DEF) |
| 6 (150) |
Running Mad |
J. Stevens - Sea (TE) |
| 7 (151) |
The Cosby Sweaters |
J. Rice - Oak (WR) |
| 8 (152) |
Defending Champs! |
A. Becht - NYJ (TE) |
| 9 (153) |
Meat Helmets |
D. Givens - NE (WR) |
| 10 (154) |
Robintucky Raiders |
B. Johnson - TB (QB) |
| 11 (155) |
Barbie Boppers |
M. Brunell - Was (QB) |
| 12 (156) |
MILF Divers |
D. Clark - Ind (TE) |
Round 15
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (169) |
0!nkp!g$ |
M. Turner - SD (RB) |
| 2 (170) |
BANGER9 |
P. Edinger - Chi (K) |
| 3 (171) |
Turd Fergusson |
Jacksonville (DEF) |
| 4 (172) |
Hoochie Mamas |
L. Evans - Buf (WR) |
| 5 (173) |
Robintucky Raiders 1 |
I. Mili - Sea (TE) |
| 6 (174) |
Running Mad |
M. Clayton - TB (WR) |
| 7 (175) |
The Cosby Sweaters |
A. Vinatieri - NE (K) |
| 8 (176) |
Defending Champs! |
T. Brown - NE (WR) |
| 9 (177) |
Meat Helmets |
J. Carney - NO (K) |
| 10 (178) |
Robintucky Raiders |
Chicago (DEF) |
| 11 (179) |
Barbie Boppers |
B. Chamberlin - Den (TE) |
| 12 (180) |
MILF Divers |
J. Nedney - Ten (K) |
|
Round 2
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (13) |
MILF Divers |
F. Taylor - Jac (RB) |
| 2 (14) |
Barbie Boppers |
K. Barlow - SF (RB) |
| 3 (15) |
Robintucky Raiders |
M. Faulk - StL (RB) |
| 4 (16) |
Meat Helmets |
M. Harrison - Ind (WR) |
| 5 (17) |
Defending Champs! |
D. McNabb - Phi (QB) |
| 6 (18) |
The Cosby Sweaters |
D. Davis - Hou (RB) |
| 7 (19) |
Running Mad |
B. Westbrook - Phi (RB) |
| 8 (20) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
T. Holt - StL (WR) |
| 9 (21) |
Hoochie Mamas |
M. Hasselbeck - Sea (QB) |
| 10 (22) |
Turd Fergusson |
T. Henry - Buf (RB) |
| 11 (23) |
BANGER9 |
C. Dillon - NE (RB) |
| 12 (24) |
0!nkp!g$ |
L. Suggs - Cle (RB) |
Round 4
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (37) |
MILF Divers |
K. Jones - Det (RB) |
| 2 (38) |
Barbie Boppers |
S. Smith - Car (WR) |
| 3 (39) |
Mr. Natalie Portman 2 |
T. Gonzalez - KC (TE) |
| 4 (40) |
Meat Helmets |
M. Vick - Atl (QB) |
| 5 (41) |
Defending Champs! |
K. Winslow - Cle (TE) |
| 6 (42) |
The Cosby Sweaters |
D. Jackson - Sea (WR) |
| 7 (43) |
Running Mad |
L. Coles - Was (WR) |
| 8 (44) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
T. Jones - Chi (RB) |
| 9 (45) |
Hoochie Mamas |
A. Johnson - Hou (WR) |
| 10 (46) |
Turd Fergusson |
E. Moulds - Buf (WR) |
| 11 (47) |
BANGER9 |
T. Heap - Bal (TE) |
| 12 (48) |
0!nkp!g$ |
C. Pennington - NYJ (QB) |
Round 6
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (61) |
MILF Divers |
J. Walker - GB (WR) |
| 2 (62) |
Barbie Boppers |
P. Price - Atl (WR) |
| 3 (63) |
Robintucky Raiders |
T. Duckett - Atl (RB) |
| 4 (64) |
Meat Helmets |
K. Robinson - Sea (WR) |
| 5 (65) |
Defending Champs! |
J. Jones - Dal (RB) |
| 6 (66) |
The Cosby Sweaters |
T. Barber - NYG (RB) |
| 7 (67) |
Running Mad |
C. Chambers - Mia (WR) |
| 8 (68) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
W. Dunn - Atl (RB) |
| 9 (69) |
Hoochie Mamas |
D. Branch - NE (WR) |
| 10 (70) |
Turd Fergusson |
I. Bruce - StL (WR) |
| 11 (71) |
BANGER9 |
M. Muhammad - Car (WR) |
| 12 (72) |
0!nkp!g$ |
R. Smith - Den (WR) |
Round 8
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (85) |
MILF Divers |
S. Jackson - StL (RB) |
| 2 (86) |
Barbie Boppers |
E. George - Dal (RB) |
| 3 (87) |
Robintucky Raiders |
T. Wheatley - Oak (RB) |
| 4 (88) |
Meat Helmets |
D. Driver - GB (WR) |
| 5 (89) |
Defending Champs! |
New England (DEF) |
| 6 (90) |
The Cosby Sweaters |
M. Booker - Mia (WR) |
| 7 (91) |
Running Mad |
Tampa Bay (DEF) |
| 8 (92) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
P. Warrick - Cin (WR) |
| 9 (93) |
Hoochie Mamas |
Dallas (DEF) |
| 10 (94) |
Turd Fergusson |
A. Crumpler - Atl (TE) |
| 11 (95) |
BANGER9 |
Philadelphia (DEF) |
| 12 (96) |
0!nkp!g$ |
J. Wilkins - StL (K) |
Round 10
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (109) |
MILF Divers |
M. Robinson - Min (WR) |
| 2 (110) |
Barbie Boppers |
B. Franks - GB (TE) |
| 3 (111) |
Robintucky Raiders |
T. Glenn - Dal (WR) |
| 4 (112) |
Meat Helmets |
Carolina (DEF) |
| 5 (113) |
Defending Champs! |
J. Kasay - Car (K) |
| 6 (114) |
The Cosby Sweaters |
J. Garcia - Cle (QB) |
| 7 (115) |
Running Mad |
C. Palmer - Cin (QB) |
| 8 (116) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
A. Boldin - Ari (WR) |
| 9 (117) |
Hoochie Mamas |
D. Carr - Hou (QB) |
| 10 (118) |
Turd Fergusson |
T. Bell - Den (RB) |
| 11 (119) |
BANGER9 |
P. Ramsey - Was (QB) |
| 12 (120) |
0!nkp!g$ |
Miami (DEF) |
Round 12
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (133) |
MILF Divers |
J. Gage - Chi (WR) |
| 2 (134) |
Barbie Boppers |
A. Davis - Cle (WR) |
| 3 (135) |
Robintucky Raiders |
M. Morris - Sea (WR) |
| 4 (136) |
Meat Helmets |
J. Kleinsasser - Min (TE) |
| 5 (137) |
Defending Champs! |
O. Smith - Min (RB) |
| 6 (138) |
The Cosby Sweaters |
W. Green - Cle (RB) |
| 7 (139) |
Running Mad |
G. Hearst - Den (RB) |
| 8 (140) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
E. Smith - Ari (RB) |
| 9 (141) |
Hoochie Mamas |
R. McMichael - Mia (TE) |
| 10 (142) |
Turd Fergusson |
R. Gannon - Oak (QB) |
| 11 (143) |
BANGER9 |
E. Kennison - KC (WR) |
| 12 (144) |
0!nkp!g$ |
B. Miller - Hou (TE) |
Round 14
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (157) |
MILF Divers |
Denver (DEF) |
| 2 (158) |
Barbie Boppers |
R. Longwell - GB (K) |
| 3 (159) |
Robintucky Raiders |
R. Dayne - NYG (RB) |
| 4 (160) |
Meat Helmets |
L. Jordan - NYJ (RB) |
| 5 (161) |
Defending Champs! |
T. Hambrick - Ari (RB) |
| 6 (162) |
The Cosby Sweaters |
A. Gates - SD (TE) |
| 7 (163) |
Running Mad |
J. Brown - Sea (K) |
| 8 (164) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
M. Stover - Bal (K) |
| 9 (165) |
Hoochie Mamas |
F. Jones - Ari (TE) |
| 10 (166) |
Turd Fergusson |
D. White - Atl (WR) |
| 11 (167) |
BANGER9 |
D. Graham - NE (TE) |
| 12 (168) |
0!nkp!g$ |
K. Faulk - NE (RB) |
Notes
| Marker |
Details |
| 1 |
From Mr. Natalie Portman |
| 2 |
From Robintucky Raiders |
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