| Draft |
Round 1
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (1) |
Robintucky Raiders |
P. Manning - Ind (QB) |
| 2 (2) |
Turd Fergusson |
B. Westbrook - Phi (RB) |
| 3 (3) |
I Picks Cotton |
T. Henry - Den (RB) |
| 4 (4) |
BANGER9 |
M. Jones-Drew - Jac (RB) |
| 5 (5) |
The Crosby Sweaters |
C. Benson - Chi (RB) |
| 6 (6) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
M. Harrison - Ind (WR) |
| 7 (7) |
Tyrannical Teabaggers |
C. Palmer - Cin (QB) |
| 8 (8) |
0!nkp!g$ |
C. Johnson - Cin (WR) |
| 9 (9) |
Hell's Grannies |
E. James - Ari (RB) |
| 10 (10) |
TurkeyCreek_Nate |
M. Bulger - StL (QB) |
| 11 (11) |
I Am Chuck Norris |
T. Bell - Det (RB) |
| 12 (12) |
Team Witz |
T. Holt - StL (WR) |
Round 3
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (25) |
Robintucky Raiders |
A. Johnson - Hou (WR) |
| 2 (26) |
Turd Fergusson |
M. Barber - Dal (RB) |
| 3 (27) |
I Picks Cotton |
D. Driver - GB (WR) |
| 4 (28) |
BANGER9 |
A. Boldin - Ari (WR) |
| 5 (29) |
The Crosby Sweaters |
A. Gates - SD (TE) |
| 6 (30) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
L. Coles - NYJ (WR) |
| 7 (31) |
Tyrannical Teabaggers |
M. Lynch - Buf (RB) |
| 8 (32) |
0!nkp!g$ |
M. Colston - NO (WR) |
| 9 (33) |
Hell's Grannies |
L. Evans - Buf (WR) |
| 10 (34) |
TurkeyCreek_Nate |
C. Williams - TB (RB) |
| 11 (35) |
I Am Chuck Norris |
H. Ward - Pit (WR) |
| 12 (36) |
Team Witz |
D. McAllister - NO (RB) |
Round 5
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (49) |
Robintucky Raiders |
V. Jackson - SD (WR) |
| 2 (50) |
Turd Fergusson |
D. Jackson - SF (WR) |
| 3 (51) |
I Picks Cotton |
C. Johsnon - Det (WR) |
| 4 (52) |
BANGER9 |
T. Romo - Dal (QB) |
| 5 (53) |
The Crosby Sweaters |
M. Clayton - Bal (WR) |
| 6 (54) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
Chicago (DEF) |
| 7 (55) |
Tyrannical Teabaggers |
T. Heap - Bal (TE) |
| 8 (56) |
0!nkp!g$ |
B. Edwards - Cle (WR) |
| 9 (57) |
Hell's Grannies |
K. Curtis - Phi (WR) |
| 10 (58) |
TurkeyCreek_Nate |
D. Stallworth - NE (WR) |
| 11 (59) |
I Am Chuck Norris |
T. Gonzalez - KC (WR) |
| 12 (60) |
Team Witz |
J. Kitna - Det (QB) |
Round 7
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (73) |
Robintucky Raiders |
B. Jackson - GB (RB) |
| 2 (74) |
Turd Fergusson |
C. Chambers - Mia (WR) |
| 3 (75) |
I Picks Cotton |
L. Jordan - Oak (RB) |
| 4 (76) |
BANGER9 |
W. Dunn - Atl (RB) |
| 5 (77) |
The Crosby Sweaters |
M. Hasselbeck - Sea (QB) |
| 6 (78) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
L. Betts - Was (RB) |
| 7 (79) |
Tyrannical Teabaggers |
J. Cotchery - NYJ (WR) |
| 8 (80) |
0!nkp!g$ |
New England (DEF) |
| 9 (81) |
Hell's Grannies |
D. Williams - Car (RB) |
| 10 (82) |
TurkeyCreek_Nate |
M. Leinart - Ari (QB) |
| 11 (83) |
I Am Chuck Norris |
Pittsburgh (DEF) |
| 12 (84) |
Team Witz |
S. Holmes - Pit (WR) |
Round 9
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (97) |
Robintucky Raiders |
J. Porter - Oak (WR) |
| 2 (98) |
Turd Fergusson |
G. Jennings - GB (WR) |
| 3 (99) |
I Picks Cotton |
E. Kennison - KC (WR) |
| 4 (100) |
BANGER9 |
Carolina (DEF) |
| 5 (101) |
The Crosby Sweaters |
D. Foster - Car (RB) |
| 6 (102) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
K. Jones - Det (RB) |
| 7 (103) |
Tyrannical Teabaggers |
M. Muhammad - Chi (WR) |
| 8 (104) |
0!nkp!g$ |
D. Hackett - Sea (WR) |
| 9 (105) |
Hell's Grannies |
D. Henderson - NO (WR) |
| 10 (106) |
TurkeyCreek_Nate |
C. Buckhalter - Phi (RB) |
| 11 (107) |
I Am Chuck Norris |
R. Droughns - NYG (RB) |
| 12 (108) |
Team Witz |
J. Chatman - Mia (RB) |
Round 11
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (121) |
Robintucky Raiders |
T. Williamson - Min (WR) |
| 2 (122) |
Turd Fergusson |
Dallas (DEF) |
| 3 (123) |
I Picks Cotton |
M. Bell - Den (RB) |
| 4 (124) |
BANGER9 |
S. Graham - Cin (K) |
| 5 (125) |
The Crosby Sweaters |
J. Jones - Hou (WR) |
| 6 (126) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
R. McMichael - StL (TE) |
| 7 (127) |
Tyrannical Teabaggers |
M. Furrey - Det (WR) |
| 8 (128) |
0!nkp!g$ |
J. Elam - Den (K) |
| 9 (129) |
Hell's Grannies |
J. Kasay - Car (K) |
| 10 (130) |
TurkeyCreek_Nate |
B. Watson - NE (TE) |
| 11 (131) |
I Am Chuck Norris |
A. Thomas - Buf (RB) |
| 12 (132) |
Team Witz |
L. Smith - Phi (TE) |
Round 13
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (145) |
Robintucky Raiders |
N. Rackers - Ari (K) |
| 2 (146) |
Turd Fergusson |
P. Crayton - Dal (WR) |
| 3 (147) |
I Picks Cotton |
G. Olsen - Chi (TE) |
| 4 (148) |
BANGER9 |
D. Clark - Ind (TE) |
| 5 (149) |
The Crosby Sweaters |
J. Delhomme - Car (QB) |
| 6 (150) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
M. Turner - SD (RB) |
| 7 (151) |
Tyrannical Teabaggers |
J. Brown - Sea (K) |
| 8 (152) |
0!nkp!g$ |
Minnesota (DEF) |
| 9 (153) |
Hell's Grannies |
W. Welker - NE (WR) |
| 10 (154) |
TurkeyCreek_Nate |
D. Bowe - KC (WR) |
| 11 (155) |
I Am Chuck Norris |
NY Jets (DEF) |
| 12 (156) |
Team Witz |
T. Green - Mia (QB) |
Keepers
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 |
Robintucky Raiders |
W. McGahee - Bal (RB) |
| 2 |
Turd Fergusson |
S. Smith - Car (WR) |
| 3 |
I Picks Cotton |
R. Johnson - Cin (RB) |
| 4 |
BANGER9 |
L. Johnson - KC (RB) |
| 5 |
The Crosby Sweaters |
R. Bush - NO (RB) |
| 6 |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
J. Addai - Ind (RB) |
| 7 |
Tyrannical Teabaggers |
S. Alexander - Sea (RB) |
| 8 |
0!nkp!g$ |
L. Tomlinson - SD (RB) |
| 9 |
Hell's Grannies |
S. Jackson - StL (RB) |
| 10 |
TurkeyCreek_Nate |
L. Maroney - NE (RB) |
| 11 |
I Am Chuck Norris |
F. Gore - SF (RB) |
| 12 |
Team Witz |
W. Parker - Pit (RB) |
|
Round 2
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (13) |
Team Witz |
R. Wayne - Ind (WR) |
| 2 (14) |
Robintucky Raiders 1 |
D. Brees - NO (QB) |
| 3 (15) |
TurkeyCreek_Nate |
L. Fitzgerald - Ari (WR) |
| 4 (16) |
Hell's Grannies |
T. Brady - NE (QB) |
| 5 (17) |
0!nkp!g$ |
R. Brown - Mia (RB) |
| 6 (18) |
Tyrannical Teabaggers |
T. Jones - NYJ (RB) |
| 7 (19) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
T. Owens - Dal (WR) |
| 8 (20) |
The Crosby Sweaters |
R. Williams - Det (WR) |
| 9 (21) |
BANGER9 |
J. Walker - Den (WR) |
| 10 (22) |
I Picks Cotton |
T. Houshmandzadeh - Cin (WR) |
| 11 (23) |
Turd Fergusson |
B. Jacobs - NYG (RB) |
| 12 (24) |
Robintucky Raiders |
A. Peterson - Min (RB) |
Round 4
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (37) |
Team Witz |
R. Moss - NE (WR) |
| 2 (38) |
I Am Chuck Norris |
P. Burress - NYG (WR) |
| 3 (39) |
TurkeyCreek_Nate |
D. Branch - Sea (WR) |
| 4 (40) |
Hell's Grannies |
B. Berrian - Chi (WR) |
| 5 (41) |
0!nkp!g$ |
D. McNabb - Phi (QB) |
| 6 (42) |
Tyrannical Teabaggers |
R. Brown - Phi (WR) |
| 7 (43) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
A. Green - Hou (RB) |
| 8 (44) |
The Crosby Sweaters |
S. Moss - Was (WR) |
| 9 (45) |
BANGER9 |
J. Shockey - NYG (TE) |
| 10 (46) |
I Picks Cotton |
V. Young - Ten (QB) |
| 11 (47) |
Turd Fergusson |
P. Rivers - SD (QB) |
| 12 (48) |
Robintucky Raiders |
J. Lewis - Cle (RB) |
Round 6
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (61) |
Team Witz |
Baltimore (DEF) |
| 2 (62) |
I Am Chuck Norris |
T. Glenn - Dal (WR) |
| 3 (63) |
TurkeyCreek_Nate |
Denver (DEF) |
| 4 (64) |
Hell's Grannies |
San Diego (DEF) |
| 5 (65) |
0!nkp!g$ |
V. Davis - SF (TE) |
| 6 (66) |
Tyrannical Teabaggers |
C. Portis - Was (RB) |
| 7 (67) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
F. Taylor - Jac (RB) |
| 8 (68) |
The Crosby Sweaters |
J. Jones - Dal (RB) |
| 9 (69) |
BANGER9 |
J. Galloway - TB (WR) |
| 10 (70) |
I Picks Cotton |
C. Cooley - Was (TE) |
| 11 (71) |
Turd Fergusson |
A. Crumpler - Atl (TE) |
| 12 (72) |
Robintucky Raiders |
K. Winslow - Cle (TE) |
Round 8
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (85) |
Team Witz |
J. Norwood - Atl (RB) |
| 2 (86) |
I Am Chuck Norris |
N. Kaeding - SD (K) |
| 3 (87) |
TurkeyCreek_Nate |
A. Vinatieri - Ind (K) |
| 4 (88) |
Hell's Grannies |
J. Witten - Dal (TE) |
| 5 (89) |
0!nkp!g$ |
C. Brown - Ten (RB) |
| 6 (90) |
Tyrannical Teabaggers |
I. Bruce - StL (WR) |
| 7 (91) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
E. Manning - NYG (QB) |
| 8 (92) |
The Crosby Sweaters |
J. Horn - Atl (WR) |
| 9 (93) |
BANGER9 |
R. Williams - Jac (WR) |
| 10 (94) |
I Picks Cotton |
Miami (DEF) |
| 11 (95) |
Turd Fergusson |
J. Cutler - Den (QB) |
| 12 (96) |
Robintucky Raiders |
C. Taylor - Min (RB) |
Round 10
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (109) |
Team Witz |
R. Curry - Oak (WR) |
| 2 (110) |
I Am Chuck Norris |
A. Randle El - Was (WR) |
| 3 (111) |
TurkeyCreek_Nate |
D. Mason - Bal (WR) |
| 4 (112) |
Hell's Grannies |
L. White - Ten (RB) |
| 5 (113) |
0!nkp!g$ |
A. Smith - SF (QB) |
| 6 (114) |
Tyrannical Teabaggers |
B. Marshall - Den (WR) |
| 7 (115) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
B. Roethlisberger - Pit (QB) |
| 8 (116) |
The Crosby Sweaters |
Jacksonville (DEF) |
| 9 (117) |
BANGER9 |
S. McNair - Bal (QB) |
| 10 (118) |
I Picks Cotton |
J. Wilkins - StL (K) |
| 11 (119) |
Turd Fergusson |
R. Gould - Chi (K) |
| 12 (120) |
Robintucky Raiders |
Philadelphia (DEF) |
Round 12
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (133) |
Team Witz |
D. Akers - Phi (K) |
| 2 (134) |
I Am Chuck Norris |
B. Favre - GB (QB) |
| 3 (135) |
TurkeyCreek_Nate |
D. Hester - Chi (WR) |
| 4 (136) |
Hell's Grannies |
J. Garcia - TB (QB) |
| 5 (137) |
0!nkp!g$ |
H. Miller - Pit (TE) |
| 6 (138) |
Tyrannical Teabaggers |
B. Leonard - StL (RB) |
| 7 (139) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
M. Jones - Jac (WR) |
| 8 (140) |
The Crosby Sweaters |
J. Jones - GB (WR) |
| 9 (141) |
BANGER9 |
D. Bennett - StL (WR) |
| 10 (142) |
I Picks Cotton |
J. Losman - Buf (QB) |
| 11 (143) |
Turd Fergusson |
V. Morency - GB (RB) |
| 12 (144) |
Robintucky Raiders |
M. Schaub - Hou (QB) |
Round 14
| Pick |
Team |
Player |
| 1 (157) |
Team Witz |
B. Jones - Ten (WR) |
| 2 (158) |
I Am Chuck Norris |
A. Gonzalez - Ind (WR) |
| 3 (159) |
TurkeyCreek_Nate |
E. Johnson - NO (TE) |
| 4 (160) |
Hell's Grannies |
B. Scaife - Ten (TE) |
| 5 (161) |
0!nkp!g$ |
L. Washington - NYJ (RB) |
| 6 (162) |
Tyrannical Teabaggers |
Seattle (DEF) |
| 7 (163) |
Mr. Natalie Portman |
S. Gostkowski - NE (K) |
| 8 (164) |
The Crosby Sweaters |
M. Stover - Bal (K) |
| 9 (165) |
BANGER9 |
M. Booker - Mia (WR) |
| 10 (166) |
I Picks Cotton |
C. Henry - Ten (RB) |
| 11 (167) |
Turd Fergusson |
D. Jarrett - Car (WR) |
| 12 (168) |
Robintucky Raiders |
Oakland (DEF) |
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