Teams

Active Teams

• All Greens - Ryan Reynolds





Name: Ryan Reynolds
Team: All Greens
Age:
Hometown: Robinson, IL
Residence: Robinson, IL
Experience: Years
Favorite Team: Miami Dolphins
Famous Quote: "Subway, eat fresh!"
Innagural Season: 2004
Earnings: $1,136.02
Wonderlic Score: 23

Year	Reg. Season	Post Season	Reg. Finish	Post Finish	Overall
2004	6-7	3-0	6th	1st	9-7
2005	9-4	2-1	2nd	3rd	11-5
2006	9-4	2-1	2nd (1st West)	2nd	11-5
2007	8-5	3-0	3rd (2nd West)	1st	11-5
2008	2-11	-	12th (6th Empire)	-	2-11
2009	6-7	2-1	7th (5th Rebel)	2nd	8-8
Total	40-38	12-3	-	-	52-41

• Anzahl Fünf - Zak Walls





Name: Zak Walls
Team: Anzahl Fünf
Age:
Hometown: Robinson, IL
Residence: Robinson, IL
Experience: Years
Favorite Team: Pittsburgh Steelers
Famous Quote: "I went from 8% bodyfat, down to 6% in just 12 weeks."
Innagural Season: 2007
Earnings: $687.36
Wonderlic Score: 28

Year	Reg. Season	Post Season	Reg. Finish	Post Finish	Overall
2007	5-8	-	11th (6th West)	-	5-8
2008	2-11	-	11th (5th Empire)	-	2-11
2009	9-4	3-0	1st (1st Empire)	1st	12-4
Total	16-23	3-0	-	-	19-23

• BANGER9 - Brad Boyd





Name: Brad Boyd
Team: BANGER9
Age:
Hometown: Robinson, IL
Residence: Robinson, IL
Experience: Years
Favorite Team: Chicago Bears
Famous Quote: "It wouldn't be the first time I had sex in the back of a car while somebody else was driving."
Innagural Season: 2004
Earnings: $802.41
Wonderlic Score: 17

Year	Reg. Season	Post Season	Reg. Finish	Post Finish	Overall
2004	5-8	-	9th	-	5-8
2005	8-5	2-1	4th	2nd	10-6
2006	11-2	0-3	1st (1st East)	8th	11-5
2007	9-4	1-2	2nd (1st East)	7th	10-6
2008	9-4	2-1	3rd (1st Empire)	3rd	11-5
2009	4-9	-	11th (6th Rebel)	-	4-9
Total	48-32	5-7	-	-	53-39

• Hell's Grannies - Eric Smith





Name: Eric Smith
Team: Hell's Grannies
Age:
Hometown: Farmer City, IL
Residence: Tinley Park, IL
Experience: Years
Favorite Team: Chicago Bears
Famous Quote: "We're the only white people in here."
Innagural Season: 2004
Earnings: $1,025.57
Wonderlic Score: 24

Year	Reg. Season	Post Season	Reg. Finish	Post Finish	Overall
2004	6-7	2-1	8th	3rd	8-8
2005	9-4	0-3	1st	8th	9-7
2006	8-5	3-0	4th (2nd West)	1st	12-5
2007	8-5	1-2	4th (2nd West)	6th	9-7
2008	7-6	3-0	4th (3rd Rebel)	1st	10-6
2009	8-5	2-1	3rd (2nd Rebel)	5th	10-6
Total	46-32	11-7	-	-	57-39

• I Picks Cotton - Mick Bockstruck





Name: Mick Bockstruck
Team: I Picks Cotton
Age:
Hometown:
Residence:
Experience: Years
Favorite Team: Chicago Bears
Famous Quote:
Innagural Season: 2006
Earnings: $256.80
Wonderlic Score: 27

Year	Reg. Season	Post Season	Reg. Finish	Post Finish	Overall
2006	4-9	-	10th (5th East)	-	4-9
2007	5-8	-	10th (5th East)	-	5-8
2008	9-4	1-2	1st (1st Rebel)	6th	10-6
2009	6-7	1-2	8th (3rd Empire)	7th	7-9
Total	24-28	2-4	-	-	26-32

• Mr. Jessica Biel - Jay Strange





Name: Jay Strange
Team: Mr. Jessica Biel
Age:
Hometown:
Residence: Robinson, IL
Experience:
Favorite Team: Chicago Bears
Famous Quote:
Innagural Season: 2009
Earnings: $0.00
Wonderlic Score: 20

Year	Reg. Season	Post Season	Reg. Finish	Post Finish	Overall
2009	5-8	-	10th (5th Empire)	-	5-8
Total	5-8	-	-	-	5-8

• Paddy's Pirates - Ryan Corn





Name: Ryan Corn
Team: Paddy's Pirates
Age:
Hometown: Robinson, IL
Residence: Robinson, IL
Experience: Years
Favorite Team: Chicago Bears
Famous Quote: "I never get to eat at Hardee's!"
Innagural Season: 2004
Earnings: $26.10
Wonderlic Score: 30

Year	Reg. Season	Post Season	Reg. Finish	Post Finish	Overall
2004	8-5	2-1	3rd	5th	10-6
2005	3-10	-	12th	-	3-10
2006	4-9	-	11th (6th East)	-	4-9
2007	6-7	2-1	6th (3rd East)	5th	8-8
2008	7-6	1-2	5th (4th Rebel)	7th	8-8
2009	7-6	1-2	6th (4th Rebel)	4th	8-8
Total	35-43	6-6	-	-	41-49

• Robintucky Raiders - Reggie Truitt





Name: Reggie Truitt
Team: Robintucky Raiders
Age:
Hometown: Robinson, IL
Residence: Robinson, IL
Experience: Years
Favorite Team: Oakland Raiders
Famous Quote: "Dick, I'll eat one of those!"
Innagural Season: 2004
Earnings: $149.00
Wonderlic Score: 29

Year	Reg. Season	Post Season	Reg. Finish	Post Finish	Overall
2004	7-6	2-1	5th	2nd	9-7
2005	5-8	-	9th	-	5-8
2006	4-9	-	12th (6th West)	-	4-9
2007	6-7	2-1	8th (4th West)	2nd	6-8
2008	7-6	2-1	6th (2nd Empire)	5th	9-7
2009	4-9	-	12th (6th Empire)	-	4-9
Total	33-45	6-3	-	-	39-48

• The Crosby Sweaters - Justin Parker





Name: Justin Parker
Team: The Crosby Sweaters
Age:
Hometown: Robinson, IL
Residence: St. Joseph, IL
Experience: Years
Favorite Team: Chicago Bears
Famous Quote: "Man Randy, you've got rockin' calves!"
Innagural Season: 2004
Earnings: $467.02
Wonderlic Score: 16

Year	Reg. Season	Post Season	Reg. Finish	Post Finish	Overall
2004	11-2	1-2	1st	6th	12-4
2005	9-4	1-2	3rd	6th	10-6
2006	8-5	1-2	5th (3rd West)	6th	9-7
2007	5-8	-	9th (5th West)	-	5-8
2008	7-6	0-3	7th (3rd Empire)	8th	7-9
2009	9-4	1-2	2nd (1st Rebel)	6th	10-6
Total	49-29	4-11	-	-	53-40

• The Drunken Picks - Nolan Leever





Name: Nolan Leever
Team: The Drunken Picks
Age:
Hometown: Mahomet, IL
Residence: Mahomet, IL
Experience: Years
Favorite Team: Chicago Bears
Famous Quote: "Urlacher's brother about killed me."
Innagural Season: 2007
Earnings: $0.00
Wonderlic Score: 18

Year	Reg. Season	Post Season	Reg. Finish	Post Finish	Overall
2007	8-5	2-1	4th (2nd West)	3rd	10-6
2008	7-6	1-2	8th (5th Rebel)	4th	8-8
2009	5-8	-	9th (5th Empire)	-	5-8
Total	20-19	3-3	-	-	23-22

• TurkeyCreek_Nate - Nate Fiscus





Name: Nate Fiscus
Team: TurkeyCreek_Nate
Age:
Hometown: Charleston, IL
Residence: Robinson, IL
Experience: Years
Favorite Team: Chicago Bears
Famous Quote: "Could I interest you in some preimum auto insurance for the car you just purchased from me?"
Innagural Season: 2005
Earnings: $0.00
Wonderlic Score: 24

Year	Reg. Season	Post Season	Reg. Finish	Post Finish	Overall
2005	5-8	1-2	8th	4th	6-10
2007	3-10	-	12th (6th East)	-	3-10
2008	5-8	-	10th (6th Rebel)	-	5-8
2009	8-5	2-1	4th (3rd Rebel)	3rd	10-6
Total	21-31	3-3	-	-	24-34

• Tyrannical Teabaggers - Jon Holubiak





Name: Jon Holubiak
Team: Tyrannical Teabaggers
Age:
Hometown: Chicago, IL
Residence: Chicago, IL
Experience: Years
Favorite Team: Chicago Bears
Famous Quote: "I’ve been waiting my whole life for this."
Innagural Season: 2004
Earnings: $102.72
Wonderlic Score: 29

Year	Reg. Season	Post Season	Reg. Finish	Post Finish	Overall
2004	3-10	-	12th	-	3-10
2005	7-6	2-1	5th	5th	9-7
2006	9-4	2-1	3rd (2nd East)	3rd	11-5
2007	6-7	1-2	7th (4th East)	4th	7-9
2008	9-4	2-1	2nd (2nd Rebel)	2nd	11-5
2009	7-6	0-3	5th (2nd Empire)	8th	7-9
Total	41-37	7-8	-	-	48-45

Inactive Teams

• Barbie Boppers - Aaron Thompson (2004)





Name: Aaron Thompson
Team: Barbie Boppers
Age:
Hometown: Marseilles, IL
Residence: Champaign, IL
Experience: 4 Years
Favorite Team: Denver Broncos
Famous Quote: "Talked to Daddy last night, and he said he like."
Innagural Season: 2004
Earnings: $0.00
Wonderlic Score:

Year	Reg. Season	Post Season	Reg. Finish	Post Finish	Overall
2004	6-7	1-2	7th	4th	7-9
Total	6-7	1-2	-	-	7-9

• Dublin GreenWave - Ryan Bryant (2006)





Name: Ryan Bryant
Team: Dublin GreenWave
Age:
Hometown:
Residence: Robinson, IL
Experience:
Favorite Team: Green Bay Packers
Famous Quote: "Would you like to buy the warrenty?."
Innagural Season: 2006
Earnings: $0.00
Wonderlic Score: 24

Year	Reg. Season	Post Season	Reg. Finish	Post Finish	Overall
2006	5-8	1-2	8th (3rd East)	4th	6-10
Total	5-8	1-2	-	-	6-10

• Let's Go T.O.! - Randy Reynolds (2004 - 2006)





Name: Randy Reynolds
Team: Let's Go T.O.!
Age:
Hometown: Robinson, IL
Residence: Indianapolis, IN
Experience: 4 Years
Favorite Team: Dallas Cowboys
Famous Quote: "Goin' for last..."
Innagural Season: 2004
Earnings: $0.00
Wonderlic Score: 27

Year	Reg. Season	Post Season	Reg. Finish	Post Finish	Overall
2004	4-9	-	10th	-	4-9
2005	7-6	1-2	7th	7th	8-8
2006	4-9	-	9th	-	4-9
Total	15-24	1-2	-	-	16-26

• MILF Divers - Charlie Johsnon (2004)





Name: Charlie Johsnon
Team: MILF Divers
Age:
Hometown: London, KY
Residence: Vincennes, IN
Experience: 10 Years
Favorite Team: Indianapolis Colts
Famous Quote: "This is the place!"
Innagural Season: 2004
Earnings: $0.00
Wonderlic Score:

Year	Reg. Season	Post Season	Reg. Finish	Post Finish	Overall
2004	4-9	-	11th	-	4-9
Total	4-9	-	-	-	4-9

• Mr. Natalie Portman - Ryan Woods (2004 - 2008)





Name: Ryan Woods
Team: Mr. Natalie Portman
Age: 33
Hometown: Monticello, IL
Residence: Tuscola, IL
Experience: 6 Years
Favorite Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Famous Quote: "Man, that's lame, dude! That's no way to pick up chicks!"
Innagural Season: 2004
Earnings: $688.71
Wonderlic Score: 33

Year	Reg. Season	Post Season	Reg. Finish	Post Finish	Overall
2004	11-2	0-3	2nd	8th	11-5
2005	7-6	3-0	6th	1st	10-6
2006	6-7	2-1	6th (4th West)	5th	8-8
2007	9-4	0-3	1st (1st West)	8th	9-7
2008	7-6	-	9th (4th Empire)	-	7-6
Total	40-25	5-7	-	-	45-32

• Mud Whistles - Chris Thurman (2004 - 2006)





Name: Chris Thurman
Team: Mud Whistles
Age:
Hometown: Robinson, IL
Residence: Robinson, IL
Experience: 5 Years
Favorite Team: Chicago Bears
Famous Quote: "I think this song is about his sister or something."
Innagural Season: 2004
Earnings: $0.00
Wonderlic Score: 30

Year	Reg. Season	Post Season	Reg. Finish	Post Finish	Overall
2004	7-6	1-2	4th	7th	8-8
2005	4-9	-	11th	-	4-9
2006	6-7	1-2	7th (5th West)	7th	7-9
Total	17-22	2-4	-	-	19-26

• Oral Master - Justin Hunt (2005)





Name: Justin Hunt
Team: Oral Master
Age:
Hometown: Greenfield, IN
Residence: Dayton, OH
Experience: 1 Year
Favorite Team: Indianapolis Colts
Famous Quote: "Darnell's little baby bird."
Innagural Season: 2005
Earnings: $0.00
Wonderlic Score:

Year	Reg. Season	Post Season	Reg. Finish	Post Finish	Overall
2005	5-8	-	10th	-	5-8
Total	5-8	-	-	-	5-8